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{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}
{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}
{"fact":"There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds.","length":100}
{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
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