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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
{"fact":"A cat's nose is as unique as a human's fingerprint.","length":51}
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{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}
{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
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